RX 93.1 Morning Rush with Chico, Del, Gino and Mike Bustos

OK...I'm proud to say that I'm an RX Morning Rusher. I always start the day by listening to Chics and Del's Morning Rush. I love it more now, since Gino joined the RX Duo...the radio show becomes more hilarious!. They never fail to make us laugh. It's been a habit for me and hubby to listen to them everyday on our way to work. I'm also a fan of Chico Garcia's Blog  (http://chicogarcia.wordpress.com/). He inspired me to create my own blog. Yesterday (10th day of January 2012) they had Mikey Bustos as guest and it just made us CRAZY!

The Morning Rush Trio (Gino . Del. Chico) + Mike Bustos

Here's a video from  http://chicogarcia.wordpress.com/2012/01/10/mikey-bustos-on-the-morning-rush/. I really can't stop laughing while watching it. Having them both on the show was totally crazy!

Goodbye Jackie Tyanak...Welcome Call Center Guy!

93.1 RX The Morning Rush Top Ten Answers to the Question - "Who do you love more, Your Mom or Your Dad?

The Top Ten Answers To The Question:
“Who Do You Love More, Your Mom Or Your Dad?”

1. Jigen Daisuke – My dad. Si tatay, pag kasama ko, comedy. Si nanay, pag kasama ko, drama.
2. Lockon Stratos – The answer goes to the highest bidder.
3. Marcus – The topic made me call my mom, so I guess I love her more. Ang tatay ko bato.
4. No name – My dad, because he loves me period. My mom only loves me when I bring home awards and medals.
5. Sparrow-minded – I guess my mom, because my dad’s dead already.
6. Acer – I guess my dad, because I tend to hate him more when we argue.
7. Joyjoy – My dad, because he lets me borrow his FHM collection.
8. Jigen Daisuke – My dad makes me feel secure. My mom makes me feel inadequate.
9. Mr. Cool It – My mom works abroad, my dad is her househusband. He rules like a general, but my mom is Commander-In-Chief.
10. Von – I love my stepmom more than my biological dad. My dad cheated on his wife and had me, but my stepmom treated me like her own child.
11. John Cyril – My dad knows me as a man. But my mom accepts me as a gay man.
12. No Name – When we ask our daughter this question, she says: “I love mommy up to Pluto! I love daddy up to Antipolo.”
13. A.D.I.D.A.S. – My mom because she taught me how to cook. That’s how I won over my girlfriend’s monster mom.
14. Makatang Duling – My mom hears me, but my dad listens to me.
15. Pumpkin – Neither. Both abandoned us and until now, at age 38, I feel bitter about it.
16. Mojacko – When I’m with my dad, I answer DAD. When I’m with my mom, I answer MOM.
17. Jules Verne – When I was in labor, I wasn’t asking for my husband, I wasn’t asking for my dad, I was asking for my MOM.
18. Aki – My mom. My dad is an overgrown man-child.
19. Kai – I have no idea who or where my dad is. I prefer to think my mom self-pollinated to bear me.
20. Nat – Whoever gives me baon for the day.
21. Dennis Pinch – I love my nanay more kasi marami siyang powers. She knows dream interpretation, palmistry, card reading, & my personal weather consultant.
22. RC and Cess – My mom. She taught me the difference between tolerance and understanding.
23. Lorenzo – My mom. My dad was not a bad father, but he wasn’t a good one either.
24. West Ice Toshiba – I love my mom more. She stays with her other husband 24/7.
25. RC and Cess – My mom because she listens to RX. My dad listens to the other station. Boo dad!
26. Doraemon – My mom always defended me whenever me and my dad would argue.
27. Homer Singson – My mom. Pag nag-aaway sila ni dad, di tumataas boses niya. Dinadaan niya sa pag linis ng inodoro…gamit ang sipilyo ni daddy.
28. Reichen – Kay mama ako. Sabi kasi ni yaya, kanya si papa, akin si mama.
29. Mr. Perk – My mom, because like her, I wanna be a housewife when I grow up.
30. Young Indy – I love my nanay more. She was my yaya when she took me away from my real parents, the AYALAS

93.1 RX The Morning Rush Top Ten - Statements That Make You Uncomfortable

The Top Ten Statements 

That Make You Uncomfortable 

1. Vyktorious – My 7-year-old nephew asked, during a reunion, in front of ALL our relatives: “Tito, bakla ka ba?”
2. SPY Shadow – “Tinitigyawat ka ba sa mani?”
3. RCnCess – Host introducing a speaker: “He is will give us a talk about EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION!”
4. Hiro Yu – From mom before a date: “O anak, may condom ka bang baon?”
5. Specialist – From a friend: “Pare, ilang inches yung iyo?”
6. Spongeboobs – During a reunion: “Ay, ikaw pa rin ang pinakamataba sa atin!”
7. Oscar Dela Hopia – Mom: “May PAG-IBIG ka na ba?” Me: (blushes with embarrassment) “Siyempre wala pa…” Mom: “Eh di kumuha ka, tapos SSS na rin!”
8. Iverson – I’m openly gay, so I cringe whenever girls tell me: “If you were straight, I’d have sex with you.”
9. Homer Singson – Mom just cooked marinara spaghetti and let my Tita taste it. Mom: “Anong kulang?” Tita: “Sarap at lasa?”
10. Arenza – I work for Armani. I feel embarrassed for customer who say: “Anong last price?”
11. YñaKì – “Kung naging bading ka, sino sa mga barkada mo ang papatusin mo?”
12. No name – Especially when asked in front of others: “Top or bottom?”
13. Mr. Ryder – If you tell your girlfriend in front of people: “I love you.” And she goes: “We need to talk.”
14. Markyangelo – When an ugly friend asked me: “Yung totoo, pangit ba ko?”
15. Humdinger – If you’re peeing and your friend goes: “Bro, ang laki niyan ah!”
16. SPY Shadow – “Kinakati ka ba sa itlog?”
17. EcstaticKAT – Me: “I’m happily single.” Friend: “Totoo bang happy ka?” (*cricket cricket*)
18. Cheyenne – Mom after the wedding: “O ikuwento niyo naman ang ginawa niyo sa honeymoon niyo!”
19. Bboy22 – People tell me this all the time: “Hah?!? 22 ka pa lang?”
20. Sappho – When people find out I’m lesbian, people always ask: “So paano kayo nagse-sex?”
21. Reichen – When a Tita goes: “Nasasarapan ka na sa bibingka ng nanay mo? Wait till matikman mo ang bibingka ko!”
22. Kalee1111 – When my crush asked me: “Bakit ba parang lagi kang naiilang sa akin?”
23. Oscar Dela Hopia – My mom actually asked me: “Anak, meron ka nung Hayden Kho scandal video?”
24. No name – We held a children’s party and I cooked all the food myself. I approached a kid: “Oh, kuha ka pa ng spaghetti!” He answered in front of everyone: “Ayoko, hindi masarap!”
25. Gaston – During an inuman, a fratmate said: “Guys, tignan niyo nga, yung akin pag tumigas, tumatabingi…”
26. Amaterazu – When someone I’m not really close to says: “Ang kati ng puwet ko…”
27. No name – Me and my husband were approached by a relative who supposedly has a “third eye”. She suddenly tells me: “Mabu-biyuda ka ng maaga!”
28. The Monkey – From a housemate: “Oh, i forgot to tell you, I’ve been using your razor to shave my pubes. I hope it’s okay?”

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93.1 RX The Morning Rush Top Ten - Things You Learned from FB & Twitter

The Top Ten Things 

You Learned From Facebook and Twitter

1. Mr. Perk – It is easier to unfollow someone than to unfriend them.
2. No name – That my “friends” don’t really like me pala. I see pic of them going out many times, but I was never invited to any of their gimiks.
3. No name – I learn who my real friends are. Real friends contact me on my bday. The ones who rely on FB reminders aren’t my real friends.
4. Marioh Caryo – I learned that we all need attention.
5. Gorgeous Bitch – I learned to censor my status updates if clients or bosses are added as friends.
6. Lockon Stratos – Hindi porke nakasulat sa profile, totoo.
7. Doc Mia – FB can singlehandedly start or end a romance.
8. Chifunk – When my fiancee and I split up, I learned that many of her friends and relatives hated me since they immediately deleted me on their accounts and “liked” her change in status to “single”. Too bad for them, nagkabalikan kami.
9. Toiletots – I learned this from FB: “A bunch of people get SARS, and everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS, yet few want to wear condoms.”
10. ColonelPogi – That some cute little kids back who were your kababata in the province are now sluts who post nasty photos of themselves online.
11. Marcus – That the smartest kid in class is now a priest, and the most quiet kid now works for NASA.
12. No name – That whatever you post on FB can be used against you in a court of law.
13. Lidagat – If you unfriend an in-law on FB, prepare for World War 3.
14. Eroflux – Adding your mom on FB is a disaster waiting to happen.
15. Uber Vamp – Bitchy tweets get more reactions than inspirational ones.
16. Lady Vamp Kaye – I learned from Farmville na ang magtanim pala ay di biro…
17. Acer – That a really masculine classmate is now a tranny.
18. Mr. Miser – That most of my “friends” on FB are not really my friends.
19. Dru – Good-looking people don’t care about their profile pics. Yung mga pangit lang ang talagang nage-effort.
20. Mike – I learned from FB that my wife is an office flirt.
21. Starbuko – If you’re dating 2 girls, delete your FB account. Because they will tag you in their photos.
22. Dennis Pinch – I learned that FB is the best and fastest way to invite people to an event.
23. Mister Miser – That FB can be a great tool for showing off your accomplishments to all your now-misearble ex-classmates who bullied you.
24. Mr. Hardrock Abs – Nagiging sweet ang jowa ko pag nagpaparinig ako sa FB status ko.
25. Dru – If you want to know if a guy is gay or not, read his profile.
26. Allaninski – Ashton Kutcher and Ellen DeGeneres have more twitter followers than the entire population of Ireland, Norway and Panama.
27. No name – That your ex still isn’t over you if she won’t add you as a friend.
28. Sumi – That girls who bullied you in HS forget what they did to you and actually have the nerve to still try to add you as a friend.
29. Oscar Dela Hopia – Stay away from Twitter and FB right before watching finales of American Idol or Amazing Race if you don’t want to see spoilers.
30. PurpleRose – Even if your tweet is private, if one of your followers RT it, it becomes public.
31. Ang Munggo – Not very many people are as interested in your thoughts or your life as you hoped.

Repost from http://chicogarcia.wordpress.com/

93.1 RX The Morning Rush Top Ten -Love is _________

The Top Ten Ways To Complete The Statement:

"Love Is _______"

1. Lockon Stratos – Love is being in a candy store, but wanting only your favorite gummy bear.
2. No name – Love is an injection, below the midsection, with affection, without objection.
3. Mr. Miser – Love is the biggest enemy of many friendships.
4. Abernathy – Love is like water: it gives life, but too much will drown you.
5. Eien17 – Love is tampering with the future.
6. Mortalez – Love is born with its twin: pain.
7. Stephase – Love is a decision you make everyday.
8. Mr. Perk – Love is fighting even though you know from the start that you’ll never win.
9. No name – Love is when you see a solo picture, only to later realize you were looking at a group photo.
10. Tot Gaga – Love is working your ass off, then handing over your paycheck to your wife.
11. Tunog – Love is like a raging flood, it will flow where it wants to.
12. Aenthin – Love is when you tell a guys you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
13. Yen – Love is a pain in the ass and a hole in the heart.
14. No name – When you’re willing to give up the balat ng Chicken Joy for her.
15. (oBaDiaH) – Love is where joy and sacrifice meet.
16. Maldito and Bluefeather09 – Love is friendship set on fire.
17. No name – Love is gentle, love is kind. Love is slowly losing your mind.
18. Eien17, Acer, Randy Jackstone and YñaKì – From Mark Twain: Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
19. EnigmaticJehn – Love is knowing when to hang on and when to let go.
20. Czarovic – Love is easy to get but hard to forget.
21. Young Indy – Love is in the dictionary, but not in my vocabulary.
22. KiD BuKid and Cheesechalk – Love is sitting together in the middle of a bench, when there’s plenty of room on either side.
23. No name – Love is getting it up for the same woman even after she gets old, saggy and wrinkly.
24. Nobody’s Juliet – Love is a disease, because you always end up in bed.
25. Eien17 – Love is just a word…until someone comes along to give it meaning.
26. Mommy Kresha – Love is like talaba. Patay na kumakapit pa.
27. YñaKì – Love is getting stupid together.
28. Mondster – Love is word too strong to be uttered early, but too beautiful to say too late.

Jackie Chanak of 93.1 RX

I'm one of the avid listeners of 93.1 RX Chics & Del  Morning Rush. I just love Chico Garcia most specially his funny antics. Few weeks ago he created an imaginary friend named Jackie Chanak, actually Jackie has now become one of the most requested Morning Rush DJ. Listening to them in the morning before going to work is very relaxing, one way to start a day with a smile. I'm also a fan of Chico's Blog (http://chicogarcia.wordpress.com/), such an interesting and entertaining blog.

Here's a proof of how funny and crazy Chico Garcia is, meet his ordinary friend Jacki Chanak.... 

Jackie Chanak says

“Magandang whatever po sa inyong mga bitches. Ito po ang inyong lingkod, Jackie Chanak. I know, I know, you’re a big fan. Like I said, whatever. Ang tagal niyo na daw akong gustong makikilala. Well, your long pathetic wait is over. This is me, Jackie, in all my glory. Maglaway kayo sa seksi kong shirtless profile pic (hihihi…okay ba mga ‘teh?). Anyway, sabi nga ni kuya Chico, madami daw kayong mga rekwes. Kesyo, “Let Jackie go on board”, “Let Jackie collaborate with the zinger-zongwriter”, “Do a Top Ten topic about Jackie”…hinay-hinay lang, mga echoserang jejefrog. Alam niyo, I know malakas ang appeal ko. Pero I’m not sure I’m ready for superstardom. Hindi ko naman ginusto to eh. Simple lang naman ang gusto ko sa buhay eh…puso, atay, mga ganun lang! Aanhin ko ang fame and fortune (those material manifestations hold little value in tiyanak society). And don’t bother showering me with your pitiful human gifts. Wag kayong maka-bisita sa RX na may dalang Starbox, mamaya nonfat pa dalhin niyo, eh ang gusto ko nga yung matataba, yung di nagwo-work out (hihihi)! Kung talagang mahal niyo, dalhan niyo nalang ako ng snack. Siguro yun nalang pinakapangit niyong anak, para di niyo masyadong mami-miss. Wag niyo din ako dalhan ng thundercats, may lasang lupa na yun. Wag din taong grasa, masyadong oily. Ayoko din ng beki, kasi allergic ako sa gluta. As for Facebook, forget it. Hindi ko kayo puwedeng i-add as friends kasi hindi ko kayo friends, ang tingin ko sa inyo, ulam. Wag na rin tayong mag-EB, baka isipin ko pa nasa all-you-can-eat buffet ako. O siya mga fans, iwan ko muna kayong mga losers, kasi maghahasik pa ko ng lagim. Malay niyo, kayo ang bibisitahin kong next….”

Jackie even has a Twitter Account

“Mga ‘tol, mga ‘teh, alam niyo na gagawin niyo. Mga totyal, mga dyologz, mga dyedyemon, lahat kayong masasarap, este, mga guwapo’t magaganda, follow na meeh! Promis, try ko mag-tweet as often as I could, kaya lang minsan mahina ang 3G signal dito sa underworld. Ano’ng panama ng mga banyagang vampires and werewolves sa Proudly Pinoy na tiyanak? Itaas ang bandila ng sariling atin, ang kaharian ng kaaswangan (wala lang, nakiki-ride on lang kasi June 12 bukas). Pero maiba ko, babasagin ko lang ang katahimikan ko. May nagsasabing bekwang daw ako (bekwang = beking aswang). Haller? Porke ba shirtless ako sa profile pic ko eh beki na? Porke ba sinisilipan ko yung mga kapre pag naka-squat sila sa tree at naka-laylay ang kanilang maiitim sa jetlog? Porke ba secretly kong pini-piktyuran using my iPhone 4 ang mga tikbalang sa steam room ng gym pag exposed ang kanilang mahahabang titikbalang? Porke ba nagse-send ako ng mga friend request sa FB sa mga kapwa kong naka-shirtless sa profile pic kahit hindi ko sila kilala, just in case mahilig din sila sa mga kapwa nila naka-shirtless sa profile pic? Porke ba feyborit ko si Mariah Carey dahil sa kanta niyang “Always Be My Baby” eh sinambit niyang: “We are aswang babe, for a moment in time…”? Napaka-judgmental niyo! Akala niyo naman kung sino kayong magaganda! Eh ang puputi nga ng mga mukha ninyo, pero mas maitim naman sa budhi ninyo ang mga singit ninyo! Mga anak ng gluta kayo! Eh minsan lang kayong mabilad habang namamalengke, eh nagkukulay talong na kayo! Mga leche (flan) kayo! Eniwey, simple lang yan…either you follow me, or I EAT YOU.

Thanks Chico for always putting a smile on our face...

93.1 RX The Morning Rush Top Ten - Tagalog Pickup Lines

Top Ten Tagalog Pickup Lines

1. Czarovic – “Kung magkakaroon ako ng sariling planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis nito, para sa iyo lang iikot ang mundo ko.”
2. Nakakapagpabagabag – “Sana Facebook status ka nalang, para puwede kitang i-like.”
3. Kuya Tot – “Ibenta mo na bahay mo, tutal nandito ka na nakatira sa puso ko.”
4. Hannahbeh – “Sana naka-off ang ilaw, para tayo nalang mag-on.”
5. No name – “Noodles ka ba? Kasi lucky me.”
6. Drent – “Para tayong kuwento ni Juan Tamad. Ako si Juan Tamad, ikaw yung bayabas. Hinihintay lang kitang mahulog sa kin.”
7. Specialist – “Ang buhay ko ay parang seesaw. Pag wala ka, down ako.”
8. No name – “Para kang holdaper. Lahat ibibigay ko sa yo, wag mo lang akong saktan.”
9. Astroboy – Boy: “Anong Tagalog ng ‘I love you’?” Girl: “Mahal kita.” Boy: “Mahal din kita.”
10. Nemotastic – “Ang galing mo din no? Di mo pa ko binabato, tinamaan na ko sa yo.”
11. West Ice Toshiba – “Miss, may nakapagsabi na ba sa iyong…ang guwapo ko?”
12. Neophyte – “Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, wag lang taguan. Kasi a girl like you is hard to find.”
13. Nemotastic – “Album ka ba? Kasi single ako.”
14. Caramello – “Sana exam mo nalang ako, para sagutin mo din ako.”
15. Siko ni Kuya Mar – “Kung ibibigay ko ba sa yo ang manibela ng puso ko, ibabangga mo sa pader ng kabiguan?”
16. YñaKì/Cyril – “Bastos ka rin no? Di ka man lang nagpapaalam tuloy-tuloy kang pumasok sa puso ko!”
17. Bien – “Google ka ba? Lahat kasi ng hinahanap ko, sa iyo ko natagpuan eh!”
18. Asar – “Steady ka ba? Gusto kitang galawin eh.”
19. No name – “Dalawa lang ang pwedeng mangyari. Either magmurahan tayo o magmahalan tayo. So ano?”
20. McDENZEL – “Hindi ko alam ang katapusan ng universe, pero alam ko, ang simula, U N I.”
21. Duke – “Nakalimutan ko pangalan mo eh. Puwede bang tawagin nalang kitang AKIN?”
22. Codename No_Codename – “Nakalunok ka ba ng kuwitis? Kasi pag ngumiti ka…may spark!”
23. Blair – “Sana ikaw ang cardiologist ko…para ikaw ang mag-aalaga sa puso ko.”
24. K2ytes – “Nasira yata cellphone ko, kasi wala dito number mo eh!”
25. West Ice Toshiba – “Siguro freezer ka tapos tubig naman ako. Pag pinasok kita, tumitigas ako!”
26. Austin Hojilla – “Sana scientist ako, para ikaw naman ang lab ko.”
27. Dru – “Miss, para kang rebond, nagawa mo kong straight!”
28. Astroboy – “Sana ako nalang si antok, para gabi-gabi puwede kitang dalawin.”
29. Eien17 – “Feeling mo ba may kulang sa buhay mo? Baka AKO yun!”
30. Randy Jackstone – “Tindera ka ba ng yosi? Kasi you give me HOPE…and MORE.”
31. Tripleplay 23 – “Lamesa ka ba? Gusto kitang patungan eh!”
32. Amia Jo – “Umutot ka ba? Kasi you blew me away.”
33. Amia Jo – “Para ka namang kulangot, you’re so hard to get.”
34. Amia Jo – “Baril ka ba? Patira naman, kahit isang putok lang.”
35. John Lloyd Van Damme – “Miss may ipagtatapat ako sa yo…ayan…nakatapat na.”
36. RVincent – “Minsan gusto kitang galitin, para patulan mo naman ako.”
37. Pole Dancer – “Magic lamp ka ba? Sige nga, pahimas!”
38. No name – “Para kang cactus. Kasi handa akong masaktan, mayakap ka lang.”
39. Paul Ignatius – “Musician ka ba? Tumataas nota ko sa yo eh!”
40. D’ Pusher -”Sana naging palay ka nalang, para puwede kitang bayuhin.”
41. Gracia – “Sana posporo ka at posporo ako, para match tayo.”
42. Spongebob – “Pssst…magkano?”
43. No name – “Fishball ka ba? Ang sarap mong tuhugin eh!”
44. No name – “Pag wala ka, ang buhay ko parang lapis na hindi pa natatasahan: pointless.”
45. Maverick – “Sumali ka ng contest no? Kasi PANALO ka eh!”
46. KiD BuKid – Boy: “Puwede ba kitang maimbitahan para mag pizza at sex?” Girl: “Ayoko nga!” Boy: “Ay bakit, ayaw mo ng pizza?”
47. Maximo – “Sana naging manok ka nalang. Para lagi mong inuupuan mga itlog ko.”

93.1 RX The Morning Rush Top Ten - "How Do You Like Your Eggs, Sir?"

Top Ten Answers to the Question:

"How Do You Like Your Egss, Sir"

1. KiD BuKid – “Nestled in a bushy nest.”
2. Dolce Vita – “Licked like ice cream, not nibbled like a corn cob.”
3. No name and Taichu – “Scratched and sniffed.”
4. 6th Sick Sheik – “I like them very much, thank you.”
5. Itchy Bulate – “Hair-free.”
6. Red Devil – “Mapula at maalat.”
7. Qpidx and RVincent – “Yung hindi pa nalalawayan.”
8. Lockon Stratos – “Yung amoy palang, ulam na.”
9. Gracia – “Basta wag yung pawis.”
10. Ondrazik – “Yung size na kasya ang dalawa sa bibig…like quail eggs.”
11. Mnemonic – “Yung may bird sa ibabaw…like a hen sitting on her eggs.”
12. Ruelski – “Yung tumitibok-tibok pa.”
13. Black Siopao – “Paki bagsak nalang sa ‘pateros’.” (pateros: bagskan ng itlog)
14. Gracia – “Lamasado…este, malasado.”
15. Toytuner27 – “Yung binate.”
16. Czarovic – “In your hands.”
17. Specialist – “Yung itlog ng pogi…este, itlog ng pugo.”
18. Maldito – “Yung medyo oily.”
19. No name – “In your mouth.”
20. Cyndi – “Yung bagong hugas.”
21. Puff Daddy – “For starters, you can let them go.”
22. Young Indy – “Yung pinulbuhan.”
23. Oscar Dela Hopia – “Wala naman…hawakan mo lang at laru-laruin.”
24. Martin – “Yung bagong ahit.”
25. Nin – “Ipatong natin sa bibingka mo.”
26. Paul – “Upuan mo nalang…para mag-hatch.”
27. YñaKì – “Sandwiched between two soft buns.”
28. Homer Singson – “Gusto ko yung eggs ni Benedict, este, eggs benedict.”
29. Stephensoul – “Yung pantay.”
30. MasterB – “Kung anong ginawa mo sa itlog niya, yun din ang gawin mo sa itlog ko.”

93.1 RX The Morning Rush Top Ten -" _____ Ka Ba? Kasi _____

Top Ten Ways to Complete the Statement:

"___________Ka Ba? Kasi __________"

1. Grace Gatdula – “Bagyo ka ba? Kasi the moment you left my area of responsibility, you left my heart in a state of calamity.”
2. Neva – “Tae ka ba? Kasi di kita kayang paglaruan.”
3. Twylyt – “Apoy ka ba? Kasi alab yu.” and “Bigote ka ba? Kasi ahet yu.”
4. JRhyan – “Ketchup ka ba? Kasi kailangan ka ng hotdog ko.”
5. Blitzkrieg – “Google ka ba? Kasi lahat ng hinahanap ko na sa yo na.”
6. Mr. Perk – “Czechoslovakia ka ba? Kasi ang hirap mong i-spellingin eh.”
7. Homer Singson – “National anthem ka ba? Kasi lagi mo kong pinapatayo eh.”
8. Gin Blair – “Facebook ka ba? Kasi LIKE kita eh.”
9. Loi Pogi – “Freezer ka ba? Kasi pinapatigas mo ko eh.”
10. Loi Pogi – “Perlas ka ba? Kasi gusto kitang sisirin eh.”
11. Ash Villapnia – “iPad ka ba? Kasi mas malaki Angry Bird mo eh.”
12. Custer Winston – “Utot ka ba? Kasi di kita basta-basta pwedeng pakawalan eh.”
13. Aiennparrot – “Superman ka ba? Kasi superMANHID ka eh!”
14. Custer Winston – “Unggoy ka ba? Kasi parang kanina mo pa gustong isubo yung saging ko eh.”
15. Frisbully – “Taga-FEU ka ba? Kasi tama-raw na ibigin kita.”
16. Custer Winston – “Manananggal ka ba? Kasi hinahanap ko yung better half ko eh.”
17. Tian26Jack – “Manok ka ba? Kasi parang gusto mong upuan mga itlog ko eh.”
18. Goryah – “Magician ka ba? Kasi naaaliw ako sa yo kahit alam kong lokohan lang to.”
19. Dr. Bluepepper – “School ka ba? Kasi ang sarap mong pasukan eh.”
20. Grace Gatdula – “Holdaper ka ba? Kasi handa akong ibigay sa iyo lahat, wag mo lang akong sasaktan.”
21. Darkmoonfaerie – “Shades ka ba? Kasi nagdidilim paningin ko pag nakikita kita eh.”
22. Corliss – “Ligaw na bala ka ba? Kasi sa iba ka nakalaan, pero ako ang tinamaan.”
23. Yontefian – “Halaman ka ba? Kasi paa mo puro ugat.”
24. Pajodaep – “Tindera ka ba ng sigarilyo? Kasi, you give me HOPE and MORE.”
25. Yontefian – “Straw ka ba? Kasi hindi ka lang sipsip, plastic ka pa!”
26. Young Indy – “Pelikula ka ba na hindi dumaan sa MTRCB? Kasi UNCUT ka eh.”
27. ktdlrs – “Tricycle ka ba? Kasi baka pwedeng pasakay naman, hanggang labasan lang.”
28. Tian26Jack – “Pangalan ba kita? Kasi sino nalang ako pag nawala ka?”
29. Heyyyitslara – “Telephone directory ka ba? Kasi ang kapal mo eh!”
30. Fujiko – “Password ka ba? Kasi di kita puwedeng kalimutan, pero puwede kitang palitan.”
31. Loi Pogi – “Etits ka ba? Kasi ang tigas ng ulo mo eh!”
32. Young Indy – “Samsung Galaxy Tab ka ba? Kasi 7 inches ka eh.”
33. Malditang Divine – “Ulan ka ba? Kasi nawe-wet ako pag dumadaan ka.”
34. Poljeffrey – “Palengke ka ba? Kasi cheap ka na, mabaho ka pa!”
35. Football Zombie – “EDSA ka ba pag Holy Week? Kasi ang luwang mo eh!”
36. Callcenternurse – “Fire exit ka ba? Kasi ang sarap mong labasan eh.”
37. Callcenternurse – “Sementeryo ka ba? Kasi matigas na kaya puwede nang ibaon.”
38. Joyceanneabs – “Kape ka ba? Kasi maitim ka na, bitter ka pa!”
39. Carrotyoshi – “Kandila ka ba? Kasi ang sarap mong i-blow eh.”
40. Humdinger – “Mahirap ka bang exam? Kasi mukhang sa yo ako babagsak eh.”
41. Mr. Miser – “Tindera ka ba ng prutas? Kasi gusto ko mag-pakwan eh.”
42. Joti – “Out of school youth ka ba? Kasi wala kang class eh.”
43. Aienn – “Gym ka ba? Kasi Feeling ko magwo-workout tayo eh.”
44. Alboy – Boy: “Susi ka ba? Kasi ikaw ang nag unlock ng puso ko eh.” Girl: “Eh sino yung kasama mong babae kahapon?” Boy: “Duplicate.”
45. Cryptoverbalist – “Toyomansi ka ba? Kasi ang sarap mo sa tilapia ko eh.”
46. James Javier – “Remote control ka ba? Kasi kahit malayo ka, you can turn me on.”
47. Paknapakfosho – “Panty ka ba? Kasi ang sarap mong ilaglag eh.”
48. Lyndon martin – “Vocal coach ka ba? Kasi pinapataas mo nota ko eh!”
49. Dennis Pinch – “Hoarder ka ba ng pagkain? Kasi mahilig ka sa mass starvation eh.”
50. Gerald – “Number 1 ka ba? Kasi ako 68, pag pinagsama, 69 tayo!”