93.1 RX The Morning Rush Top Ten - Statements That Make You Uncomfortable

The Top Ten Statements 

That Make You Uncomfortable 

1. Vyktorious – My 7-year-old nephew asked, during a reunion, in front of ALL our relatives: “Tito, bakla ka ba?”
2. SPY Shadow – “Tinitigyawat ka ba sa mani?”
3. RCnCess – Host introducing a speaker: “He is will give us a talk about EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION!”
4. Hiro Yu – From mom before a date: “O anak, may condom ka bang baon?”
5. Specialist – From a friend: “Pare, ilang inches yung iyo?”
6. Spongeboobs – During a reunion: “Ay, ikaw pa rin ang pinakamataba sa atin!”
7. Oscar Dela Hopia – Mom: “May PAG-IBIG ka na ba?” Me: (blushes with embarrassment) “Siyempre wala pa…” Mom: “Eh di kumuha ka, tapos SSS na rin!”
8. Iverson – I’m openly gay, so I cringe whenever girls tell me: “If you were straight, I’d have sex with you.”
9. Homer Singson – Mom just cooked marinara spaghetti and let my Tita taste it. Mom: “Anong kulang?” Tita: “Sarap at lasa?”
10. Arenza – I work for Armani. I feel embarrassed for customer who say: “Anong last price?”
11. YñaKì – “Kung naging bading ka, sino sa mga barkada mo ang papatusin mo?”
12. No name – Especially when asked in front of others: “Top or bottom?”
13. Mr. Ryder – If you tell your girlfriend in front of people: “I love you.” And she goes: “We need to talk.”
14. Markyangelo – When an ugly friend asked me: “Yung totoo, pangit ba ko?”
15. Humdinger – If you’re peeing and your friend goes: “Bro, ang laki niyan ah!”
16. SPY Shadow – “Kinakati ka ba sa itlog?”
17. EcstaticKAT – Me: “I’m happily single.” Friend: “Totoo bang happy ka?” (*cricket cricket*)
18. Cheyenne – Mom after the wedding: “O ikuwento niyo naman ang ginawa niyo sa honeymoon niyo!”
19. Bboy22 – People tell me this all the time: “Hah?!? 22 ka pa lang?”
20. Sappho – When people find out I’m lesbian, people always ask: “So paano kayo nagse-sex?”
21. Reichen – When a Tita goes: “Nasasarapan ka na sa bibingka ng nanay mo? Wait till matikman mo ang bibingka ko!”
22. Kalee1111 – When my crush asked me: “Bakit ba parang lagi kang naiilang sa akin?”
23. Oscar Dela Hopia – My mom actually asked me: “Anak, meron ka nung Hayden Kho scandal video?”
24. No name – We held a children’s party and I cooked all the food myself. I approached a kid: “Oh, kuha ka pa ng spaghetti!” He answered in front of everyone: “Ayoko, hindi masarap!”
25. Gaston – During an inuman, a fratmate said: “Guys, tignan niyo nga, yung akin pag tumigas, tumatabingi…”
26. Amaterazu – When someone I’m not really close to says: “Ang kati ng puwet ko…”
27. No name – Me and my husband were approached by a relative who supposedly has a “third eye”. She suddenly tells me: “Mabu-biyuda ka ng maaga!”
28. The Monkey – From a housemate: “Oh, i forgot to tell you, I’ve been using your razor to shave my pubes. I hope it’s okay?”

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